Me: Mom, we have to go buy food , Im having a party tomorrow!
Mom : Im so happy for you , you are at least getting your ass off that computer and your 5 senses off those boys.
Mom : Wait a minute.
Mom : Is it ...?
Me : Yes , my boyfriends and I are having a party via twitcam.
Mom : I knew it.
Me : I'm screwed.
Im gonna start buying junk food for tomorrow. WHO...
imagine-with-1d: my ex-boyfriend’s sister just came into my room and said “i guess you like One Direction?” “mmmmhhmmmm” “I can Draw Niall….i don’t know the other names…” *she almost got bitch slapped* Then his other sister came in “I like you walls…i like Niall my mum: “She is going to marry him” her:” i don’t think you will have much luck, he has a girlfriend” me: “errr no he...
To all the girls who just found out One direction...